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The Perfect Family Theatrical Trailer (X)
FIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLY!
Emily: Wait! Can I say, that baby peed on us!
David: Peed on me! It didn’t peed on you!
Emily: Peed on him. No she peed on me a little bit too!
David: Wait a second, peed on me didn’t pee…
Emily: Yes she did pee on me too cause I remember cause Henry also peed on me that day and I thought “I’ve been peed on by two different babies on the same day!”“I remember cause Henry also peed on me that day”
^^^ ACCURATE.
STOP IT EMILY THE HUMAN RACE CAN’T HANDLE YOUR PERFECTION.
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<3
#The next time we see Emily she won’t be pregnant (only for pretend)
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